Belgian Beer Finally Sucks

For all of you out there who haven’t already heard the news, Anheuser-Busch, the King of American Beer, has just been forced to take a kneel before their new master, Belgian giant InBev. AB has now joined formerly American rivals Miller, now a part of South African Breweries, and Coors, owned by Molson in Canada, in the ex-patriot club by selling out to foreign companies. I can’t wait for Budweiser’s next commercial about how much more patriotic they are than anyone else.

While this news shouldn’t affect you or I as craft beer enthusiasts, it is nice to know that the next time some pompous red stater with his bottle of Bud Light in hand gives you a hard time about drinking beer with flavor, you can quip back that at least you’re drinking American beer.

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