Howdy beer-patriots! Just a quick note before I indulge in a day full of hot dogs, fireworks and beating the hell out of any British person I run into: Bailey’s is open today!
While many are taking the day off to rest on their laurels (or their Laurelwoods), we at Bailey’s recognize that our independence from macro schwill means that we can’t afford to just flake out for a holiday when there’s the important duty of pouring great beer.
So come on in and show your support. Let’s remind the King of Beers that this country ain’t no stinkin’ monarchy and we’re not going to stand idly by while our taste buds are subjugated. Just try to avoid throwing cases of Budweiser in the Willamette; you’ll kill all the fish!